Let me tell you, these Adjustable Heart-Thigh Garters are NOT your grandma’s lingerie. I wore them to a neon rave under fishnets, and honey—the chains swung with every step like I was a walking disco ball. Even crowd-surfing couldn’t shake them loose!

PROS: The leather is buttery soft (no chafing!), and the adjustable buckle fits thighs from ‘dainty ballet dancer’ to ‘powerlifter queen’. I stole a trick from the reviews and looped one around my neck as a choker—instant goth gf vibes.

CONS: The heart charm tassels LOVE tangling in long hair if worn as necklaces. Also, the purple version might arrive solo like a mysterious loner (check your order count!).

UNEXPECTED HACK: Clip them onto jeans for instant punk belt loops! My DIY “chainmail” pants got more compliments than my actual outfit at Comic-Con.

For $12? These bad boys make fishnets look expensive. Already ordered the black/red set—my inner vampire approves.