Okay, let's talk about this Sorta Seafoam beauty. First off – that color? Chef's kiss. It's like my phone went on a tropical vacation and came back with this chill vibe.

The camera is STUPID good. Like 'make-me-question-if-I-need-a-DSLR' good. Magic Eraser? More like magic 'delete-my-ex-from-this-beach-photo' tool. Portrait mode makes my dog look like he belongs in a pet food commercial.

Battery life surprised me – lasts through my doomscrolling marathons. Though fair warning: it does get toasty when I'm filming my cat's dramatic window stares for too long. Not Texas-summer-friendly, apparently.

Fingerprint reader? We have a love-hate relationship. Sometimes it works like magic, other times it's like 'who dis?' forcing me to use my PIN like some peasant.

Pro tip: Get a case immediately. This thing is slicker than a buttered-up otter. Almost launched it across the room twice before I wised up.

Final verdict? If you want Android in its purest form with a camera that'll make your Instagram jealous, this is it. Just maybe don't take it desert hiking.