Okay, so I finally caved and bought this shapewear after seeing it everywhere. Let me just say—it’s a game-changer! The fabric is super breathable (no swampy feeling, thank god) and it legit smooths everything out without feeling like a medieval torture device.

The magic happens in the waist-cinching department. I wore it under a tight dress for a friend’s wedding, and hello, hourglass illusion! My usual post-burrito bloat was GONE. The open crotch design? Lifesaver when you’re hydrating at open bars all night.

Now, the bra part—I’m a 34B and it gave me ✨unexpected cleavage✨ (RIP that I wore it with a turtleneck). But heads up: if you’re well-endowed, size up or prepare for spillage. Getting it on is like wrestling a very determined octopus, but once it’s settled? Comfy enough for all-day wear.

PSA: This runs SMALL. I usually wear XS but had to exchange for S after looking like overstuffed sausage. Still—10/10 would suffer through the struggle again for that silhouette.