Okay, let's be real - I bought this toothpaste purely because of the packaging. That sparkly pink tube with sprinkles? 100% my aesthetic. But does it live up to the birthday cake dreams?

First impression: The texture is... weird. It's super thick and goopy, not like regular toothpaste at all. When I squeezed it out, I got major Pepto-Bismol vibes instead of birthday cake excitement.

The flavor? BIG letdown. Where's my vanilla buttercream frosting moment? All I taste is medicine-y sweetness with a weird aftertaste. My bathroom smells like a bakery but my mouth feels like I licked a pharmacy shelf.

On the bright side: It does foam less than regular toothpaste (as promised) and didn't irritate my sensitive gums. The ethical ingredients are a plus too - no sketchy chemicals here!

Final verdict: Cute for Instagram, not so cute for actual toothbrushing. Maybe stick to regular mint and eat actual cake instead?