Okay, so I took a chance on these Coutgo booties after my dog decided my old favorites were chew toys. Here's the real tea:

✅ The Good: These are CUTE. Like, 'elevates my basic jeans instantly' cute. The pointed toe actually makes my legs look longer (miracle alert). The side zipper is smooth AF - no awkward hopping to get them on.

👠 Heel Situation: That 3.4" stiletto? Surprisingly walkable! Did a whole day of errands without wanting to amputate my feet. The faux suede feels luxe but doesn't make my feet sweat buckets.

⚠️ The Bad: Saw one review where someone got... not boots? Just got mine today and they're definitely boots, so maybe quality control issues?

💯 Final Verdict: For the price? 9/10. They're comfy enough for all-day wear but still make me feel like that bitch. Already eyeing the black pair...

PS: If your dog eats these too, we should start a support group.