Okay, let me start by saying this little black button has been both a blessing and a slight headache in my kitchen. The magnet is STRONG - like 'I accidentally stuck it to my fridge while making coffee' strong. But hey, at least it won't fall off easily!

The timer function? Genius. I can hit that 30-second button and keep scrubbing pans without worrying about turning it off. Though honestly, who needs 60 seconds? My disposal would probably launch food scraps to the moon by then.

Installation was stupid easy - just plug and play. But fair warning: the outlet piece is chunky. I had to play Tetris with my under-sink plugs to make everything fit. Maybe don't buy this if your under-sink area looks like a spaghetti junction of pipes and cords.

Now the drama: after 11 months of happy use, the remote started eating batteries like candy. Fresh 2032 cells would die in days. The seller actually refunded me (props for that!), but I'm still side-eyeing this thing while using it.

Final verdict? When it works, it's magical kitchen tech. Just maybe keep some extra batteries handy...