Okay, let's talk about this dance belt. First off, I never thought I'd be writing a review about a thong, but here we are.

The good: It actually does what it's supposed to! The double-layered front provides solid support and keeps things... presentable under tight clothing. As someone who wears leggings for cosplay, this was a game-changer. The XL fits my 6'1" frame well, though the front pouch could be roomier - my 'fruit basket' kept trying to escape!

The weird: That thong strap? Yeah, it goes ALL the way up there. Like, toilet-paper-only-zones up there. Took some getting used to, but surprisingly became comfortable after a while.

Warning: Silent farts are impossible. The backstrap turns every little gas bubble into a full brass band announcement. Not ideal for dance class with mostly women...

Quality is great though - fabric feels durable and it holds up well in the wash (unlike some other brands where the padding migrates). Just don't expect 3 pairs like some listings suggest - it's definitely just one!

Final verdict? 4/5 stars. Does its job well once you get past the initial 'what am I wearing' phase and the occasional audible flatulence situation.