Okay, so first impression out the box? Major skepticism. This thing looked like a rejected prop from a low-budget sci-fi movie with its shiny foil-wrapped branches. I almost returned it immediately.

BUT THEN... I started playing with the bendable branches and fell into this weirdly zen state. Three hours later, I'd sculpted my own little glowing masterpiece while binge-watching Netflix. It's like adult play-doh meets meditation!

The warm white lights are GORGEOUS at night - makes my apartment look like a cozy hygge Pinterest post. Pro tip: USB power is the way to go unless you enjoy feeding AA batteries like they're hungry baby birds.

Is it perfect? Nah. The plastic base looks cheaper than my ex's excuses, and that flashing light mode should be illegal. But for $30? This quirky little tree became my unexpected stress-relief tool and conversation starter all in one.

P.S. - My cat Sophie is OBSESSED with it too, which is either an endorsement or a fire hazard - jury's still out.