Okay, so I’ve been using this hydration belt for a while now, and here’s the tea: it’s actually pretty great. No wild bouncing, stays put, and holds my phone (even with a bulky case).

The bottles? Small but mighty. Perfect for half-marathons—I didn’t feel weighed down. Though, pro tip: if you’re speed-demon running, pulling them out mid-stride takes practice. Not impossible, just… a vibe.

Also, shoutout to the loops! I use one for dog poop bags (glamorous, I know) and the other for pepper spray. The pocket fits my phone + snacks, but keys? Maybe if they’re solo. Zipped shorts pocket wins there.

PSA: Some reviewers mentioned a plastic smell from the bottles—mine were fine after a vinegar soak. Maybe I got lucky? Either way, no weird tastes.

Verdict: 8/10. Comfy, functional, and now my dog-walking uniform. Would buy again!