Okay, so I’ve been using this Super Greens powder for about two weeks now, and honestly? It’s kinda growing on me. At first, I was like, 'Why does this taste like lawn clippings?' but now it’s just part of my morning chaos.

I mix it with cold coffee (yes, judge me) and a hot chocolate packet because adulting is hard. The energy boost is no joke—I pulled a 14-hour workday and still had the will to live by Friday. Coincidence? Maybe. But I’m crediting the greens.

Detox shock is real, y’all. One afternoon I crashed HARD out of nowhere—like, 'Did I just time-travel to a Monday morning?'—but then *poof*, it vanished. Weird flex, but okay.

Bonus: My carb cravings dipped. Watching coworkers inhale lunch while I sip my grassy elixir feels… smugly superior. Also, my nails look *chef’s kiss*. Random? Yes. Appreciated? Absolutely.

Downside: The texture’s a bit gritty if you don’t blend it well. And the taste? Let’s just say it’s an acquired thing—like black coffee or tolerating your in-laws.

Verdict: Would rebuy, but only if they invent a 'unicorn sprinkles' flavor next time.