Okay, let me tell you about this body wash that's become my unexpected shower MVP. When I first squeezed out that pale green gel, I was skeptical - 'Amazon Basics' doesn't exactly scream luxury. But wow, was I wrong.

The lather is insane - like, one squeeze on my loofah creates enough bubbles for a bubble bath. And the cucumber scent? It's not that artificial 'melon-cucumber' hybrid some brands do. This smells like someone actually blended fresh cucumbers with a hint of green tea leaves.

Here's the real test: I have skin that either feels Sahara-dry or weirdly filmy after most body washes. This one? My skin actually feels hydrated when I step out of the shower. Like, 'skip-the-lotion' hydrated on good days. The first time I used it after shaving my legs? Game changer - no irritation, just smoothness.

Pro tip: The pump bottle is great until you get to the last inch - then you'll need to unscrew it and pour like the rest of us peasants. But at 22oz, that problem won't come up for months.

Is it perfect? The scent disappears pretty fast after drying off (which I actually prefer). And if you hate cucumber everything, maybe skip this. But for $7? This might be the best value body wash I've found outside of bulk stores.