Let me start by saying these sheets are DIVINE to touch. The first time I slid into bed, it felt like being wrapped in a cloud made of melted butter. The double-brushed SoftPhiber fabric is ridiculously soft - way better than my old cotton sheets. I'm that person who sleeps in leggings and a tank top just to feel the silky texture against my skin.

The fit is perfect for my thick mattress (14" tempurpedic). Unlike other "deep pocket" sheets that pop off, these stay put even when I adjust my bed's incline. Pro tip: Put the shiny side down if you want extra coziness against your skin rather than showing off the sheen.

Now the quirks: Yes, they're slippery AF. My pillow constantly escapes its case like a Houdini act. I've woken up with the top sheet tangled around me like a mummy wrap - but it's so soft I don't even care. My cat adores them too - she kneads them constantly but hasn't left any claw marks (yet).

Temperature regulation is good but not magical. They feel cool at first contact, but as a hot sleeper, I still end up sticking a foot out. A quick sheet shake helps reset the cooling effect though.

After 10+ washes (with pet hair galore), they've held up beautifully - no pilling, fading or weird detergent smells. The wrinkle-resistant claim is legit; they look freshly made even when I just toss them on the bed.

Would I buy again? Absolutely - already planning to get a second set in pink if they release more colors. Just be ready for some middle-of-the-night sheet wrestling matches!