Okay, so I was skeptical at first because... well, it's grease. But this little tube has become my DIY superhero!

First off - the FOOD GRADE thing is legit. Used it on my RV toilet seals (glamorous, I know) and zero weird chemical smells. My sensitive-nose wife didn't even complain!

The texture? Perfect Goldilocks consistency - not too runny, not too thick. Spreads like butter on those stubborn faucet cartridges that always seem to screech.

Pro tip: That "little goes a long way" warning is REAL. I've had my tube for months and it's still half full after multiple projects.

Weirdest use? My telescope gears! Who knew plumbing grease could help me stargaze smoother? The plastic gears haven't complained one bit.

Aquarium folks weren't lying either - my HOB filter runs quieter than my snoring husband now. Shrimp and snails living their best lubed-up lives.

Only con? The packaging could be sturdier - almost squeezed out too much the first time. But at this price? I'll take three!