Okay, so I finally caved and got the Elvie Stride Plus after seeing all those Instagram ads. Here's the real tea ☕️

The Good: This thing is SILENT. Like, 'pumping during Zoom meetings' silent. The app control is legit magic - adjusting suction without digging in my bra? Yes please! The carrying bag system is super handy for work days.

The Okay: Battery life could be better (lasts about 2 full pumps). And heads up - it takes longer than my wall plug pump. But that's the tradeoff for portability, right?

The Annoying: Had the same popping-open issue others mentioned! Lost some precious milk before I figured out the trick of opening the pour spout first. Also wish it came with more flange sizes - had to order separately.

Final Verdict: 4/5 ⭐️ Not perfect, but being able to pump while making dinner or working is LIFE-CHANGING. Just keep spare parts handy and maybe practice over a sink first!