Okay, let me just say – these little black binder clips are secretly the MVPs of my desk AND my entire apartment. Who knew?

Paper? Handled. They grip like they’re training for a powerlifting competition. 240 sheets? More like ‘hold my coffee while I clip this novel draft.’

Unexpected Superpowers: Hung up fairy lights with them (classy), sealed chip bags (desperate snack times), and even used one to fix a wobbly shelf leg. Jury’s still out on that last one.

The Price-to-Clip Ratio: Got 48 and still finding new uses. At this point, I’m convinced Amazon accidentally shipped me a clip-based Swiss Army knife.

Petty Complaint: The box they come in is weirdly satisfying to open? Like adult bubble wrap. Now I need more just for the serotonin hit.

Final Verdict: 5/5 would clip again. They’re basically the duct tape of office supplies – but less sticky and more socially acceptable at meetings.