Okay, so I caved and bought this after my 3rd cruise spa session (thanks, onboard upsell tactics!). At $10 per sachet, I expected actual magic - but here's the real tea.

PROS: The lavender-herbal scent is DIVINE. Like, 'I want to bottle this as perfume' good. After 4 weeks of twice-weekly soaks, my post-flight ankle swelling reduced noticeably. Bonus? My skin got crazy soft - though that might be from actually taking baths for once.

CONS: The '15lb weight loss' claims? Nah. I lost 2lbs (probably water weight) while also dieting. And heads up - the water can't be too hot or it ruins the effect (learned that the hard way).

VERDICT: It's a bougie Epsom salt upgrade. If you want spa vibes at home and have $$ to burn, go for it. Otherwise, drugstore salts + essential oils do 80% of the job for 20% of the price.