Okay, confession time: I used to think mattress vacuums were gimmicks... until this little powerhouse proved me wrong. The first time I ran the Dibea over my 'clean' couch, the dust cup filled with enough pet hair to knit a sweater (I have one very sheddy golden retriever). That 18KPa suction isn't messing around – it yanked up crumbs I didn't even know existed between the cushions.

The heated cleaning feature is weirdly satisfying. You can actually feel warm air coming through when it hits 140°F, and my allergy-prone husband swears our bed smells fresher after each use. Pro tip: Use it on throw pillows right before guests arrive – instant 'luxury hotel' vibes.

As for the UV light? No idea if it's zapping microbes, but my science-loving kid thinks the blue glow makes it look like a spaceship cleaner. The cord length (4.5m!) means I can do our entire L-shaped sectional without playing outlet hopscotch.

Two quirks: The dust bin requires Hulk-level squeezing to detach (I've resorted to emptying it over the trash while whispering 'please don't break'). And that smart sensor? Mine stays stubbornly red – either my home is a biohazard or this feature's more decorative than functional.

After three months of near-daily use battling pet hair apocalypses, this has earned permanent spot by my couch. Way more effective than vacuum attachments, and lighter than my dyson. Just don't let your pets see it – mine now give me side-eye when I reach for their favorite hair-harvesting tool.