First off, let’s talk about the scent—because wow, it’s divisive. Some days it’s like walking into a zen temple, other days... well, let’s just say my cat gave me side-eye.

The good: When it hits right, the white sage is *chef’s kiss*—light, herbal, and lingers like that one guest who won’t leave your party (but in a good way?). Burn time? Solid 45 mins of ~spiritual vibes~. Plus, 135 sticks means I can burn through my existential crises guilt-free.

The holder though? LOL. It’s basically decorative. My incense sticks keep doing backflips out of it mid-burn. Pro tip: Use a mug filled with rice like the rest of us heathens.

Biggest surprise? The polarizing reviews aren’t lying. One whiff and you’ll either feel cleansed of negative energy or like you snorted potpourri. No in-between.

Final verdict: If you enjoy gambling with your olfactory senses and don’t mind playing Jenga with incense placement, this is your chaotic neutral self-care purchase.