Okay, let’s talk undies for us bigger dudes. These Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs? LEGIT. First off, they actually fit true to size (shocking, I know). No sausage-casing situation here—just a comfy, breathable hug where it counts.

The fabric is that Goldilocks zone: not tissue-paper thin, not winter-coat thick. After a year of abuse (and countless washes), they’re holding up surprisingly well. Minor lint magnet around the waistband, but hey—for the price? Zero complaints.

Pro tip: Hand-wash new pairs first unless you enjoy rocking tie-dye skin from excess dye (learned that the hard way with other brands). These barely bled color though—big win.

Only gripe? The multipack color lottery. Got one pack with stripes that made me look like a candy cane, but hey—function over fashion when it comes to comfort. 10/10 would recommend to fellow teddy bear-shaped humans.