Okay, so I finally got my hands on the Yoyomax Wearable Breast Pump, and let me tell you—it's been a rollercoaster. The double pink design is cute, and the LCD display is super clear, which I love. But there are some quirks that make me go 'hmm.'

First off, the charging situation is weird. Like, I charged these bad boys for over a day (yes, a whole day!), and one of them still blinked like it was on life support. Only one side decided to cooperate, and even that one needed a recharge after every use. Not exactly the 'portable' dream I signed up for.

The modes are cool though—massage, expression, and mixed—and the 9 levels give you options to find your sweet spot. But here’s the thing: it’s bulky. Like, 'doesn’t-fit-in-my-pumping-bra' bulky. And if you’re trying to be discreet? Forget it. The noise is low (under 40 dB), but the size kinda cancels out the stealth factor.

On the bright side, cleaning is a breeze since everything detaches easily, and the silicone shield feels safe for baby. But yeah… maybe wait for a version 2.0?