Okay, so I finally caved and bought the Werena Tummy Control Thong after seeing all the hype. Here’s my real talk review after wearing it for a week straight!

First off, the steel bones are no joke. I was worried they’d dig in, but they actually give amazing back support while keeping everything in place. No rolling down drama like other shapewear I’ve tried.

The compression is serious business—it definitely sucks in that post-baby pouch (mama warriors, you’ll appreciate this). But surprisingly? It doesn’t feel like a medieval torture device. The fabric is crazy breathable—I wore it all day at work and didn’t turn into a sweaty mess.

Pro tip: Getting into this thing is like wrestling an octopus initially. Size up if you want easier wearability, but go true to size if you want maximum slimming. Taking it off after wine night? That’s its own workout 😂

Only con: If you have back fat (who doesn’t?), it does create some… interesting topography under tight clothes. Standing tall = flawless look; slouching = not so much.

Final verdict? 9/10—already ordered two more colors! Perfect for dresses, jeans, or whenever you want that snatched waist illusion without sacrificing comfort.