Okay, so I was SUPER excited about this pump at first. The heating base? Genius. The voice reminders? Helpful. The fact that it's wearable and supposedly quiet? Perfect for my busy mom life.

But here's the tea... it worked AMAZINGLY on day one. Like, 'why didn't I get this sooner' amazing. Then... disaster struck.

The batteries decided to go on strike after day two. Mid-pump session! Nothing worse than being interrupted when you're in the zone. I had to literally smack them around to get any juice flowing again.

And the suction? Girl... it's like trying to drink a thick milkshake through a coffee stirrer. Doesn't empty me properly at all, which defeats the whole purpose!

The concept is brilliant - love the hands-free design and heating feature - but the execution needs serious work. Maybe I got a lemon? Either way, super disappointed after that magical first day.