Okay, let me start by saying I REALLY wanted to love this dispenser. The touchless feature? Genius for germaphobes like me. The sleek design? Perfect for my modern kitchen aesthetic. But... (there's always a but)

First week was honeymoon phase - worked like a dream! No more messy soap bottles cluttering my sink. Just wave and bam! Perfect amount of soap every time. My guests were impressed too.

Then came Week 3... The betrayal began. Random soap leaks from the battery compartment?! Who designed this?! Found my batteries swimming in lavender-scented soup one morning. Not cute.

The adjustable volume feature is nice when it works, but sometimes it just keeps dispensing like it's trying to drown my hands in soap. And don't get me started on the battery life - goes through them faster than my TV remote.

Final verdict? When it works, it's magical. But at this price point, I expect reliability that lasts longer than a Netflix trial subscription.