Okay, let me just say—these Reef Fannings are LEGIT. I’ve worn them everywhere: beaches, city streets, even on a spontaneous hike (don’t judge). The cushioning? Like walking on clouds. No blisters, no regrets.

The bottle opener? Hilarious party trick, but honestly, I forget it’s there until someone yells, 'Wait… did you just open that beer with your FOOT?!' Pro tip: Avoid questionable surfaces if you plan to use it.

They dry crazy fast after getting wet (poolside hero), and the straps mold to your feet like they’ve known you forever. My last pair survived 8 years of abuse—RIP to a real one.

Size note: Runs *slightly* big. I’m usually a 7 but could’ve gone down to 6.5. Also, the logo rubs off immediately… but who cares? You won’t see it while living your best flip-flop life.

10/10 would recommend to enemies-turned-friends. Just maybe don’t lend them out—you might not get them back.