Okay, so I finally caved and bought these DECOLURE satin sheets after seeing all the hype. Here's my real talk review after two weeks of use:

First impression? OMG SO SOFT. Like sliding into a cloud made of melted chocolate (but way less messy). The silky feel is legit luxurious and my skin has never been happier.

The deep pockets ACTUALLY WORK! My mattress is thicc (15in) and these stay put all night. No more waking up wrapped in a sheet burrito - the elastic straps are game changers.

BUT... they do run big. If you've got a thinner mattress, maybe size down? My friend ordered queen for her full bed and it fits better.

Cooling factor is A+. I'm usually a human furnace at night but these keep me just right - not too hot, not too cold.

Downside? They're high maintenance divas. Wash cold, hang dry only. I tried being lazy once and tumble dried - big mistake. Lost some smoothness.

Overall? 4.5/5 stars. Pricey but worth it if you want that hotel luxury feel every night. Just don't expect them to survive rough treatment!