First off, these sunglasses make me feel like I time-traveled straight to a 1970s rock concert. The double bridge and chunky square frames give off major vintage vibes without looking costume-y. I wore them to an outdoor festival with a red bandana, and strangers kept asking where I got my 'perfectly retro' shades.

The UV400 lenses are no joke - I did a whole beach day without squinting once. What surprised me was how the wider frames actually block side sunlight better than my old Ray-Bans. Bonus: they survived being sat on by my toddler nephew (unlike my last three pairs of sunglasses).

Comfort-wise, the nose pads feel like they were molded for my face. No sliding even when I'm sweating at summer barbecues. The yellow tint version makes everything look like an Instagram filter - trees pop with unnatural vibrancy that's weirdly addictive.

Pro tip: They're lightweight enough that I forget I'm wearing them until someone compliments my 'superstar energy' (actual quote from a barista). Only downside? The ear stems could be half-inch longer for people with larger heads - my brother says they pinch after 4+ hours.