Okay, so I’ve been using this eye massager for about two weeks now, and here’s the tea ☕.

First off, the design is super sleek and lightweight. I love that I can toss it in my bag and use it anywhere—perfect for my post-lunch work breaks.

Now, the massage feature? It’s... finicky. The first time I tried it, nada. Just a weird little pulse on one side and then silence. But after reading some reviews (shoutout to the person who mentioned conductive gel!), I tried it with a bit of serum + water. BOOM. The microcurrent actually worked! It’s subtle but kinda tingly—like tiny bubbles under your eyes.

As for results? My dark circles aren’t magically gone, but the puffiness has definitely gone down. My under-eyes look less ‘I survived on 3 hours of sleep’ and more ‘I maybe got 5 hours.’ Progress!

Biggest gripe: battery life is meh. I get like 3-4 uses before it dies. Also, the instructions might as well be hieroglyphics—took me forever to figure out the impulse mode (protip: long-press to turn on, then quick-press for pulses).

Verdict? Not a miracle worker, but solid for $40-ish. Just don’t expect magic without putting in the effort (gel + patience).