Okay, so I bought this 'harmless' archery set thinking it'd be a cute outdoor activity. Joke's on me - my living room is now a medieval battlefield.

The LED lights? Genius. My kid turns off all the lights and pretends he's Legolas hunting orcs at 9PM. The bows are shockingly sturdy (survived being used as a sword, fishing rod, and dog leash).

Warning: The suction cups work TOO well. Found an arrow stuck to our fridge next to grocery lists. Neighbor texted me a photo of one on their car windshield - instant modern art installation.

Durability gets 4/5 stars. Lost two arrows to overenthusiastic shooting (RIP arrow #3, you flew too close to the ceiling fan). But customer service sent replacements before I even finished my complaint email!

Unexpected benefit: Best cardio workout I've had in years chasing rogue arrows. Pro tip: Wear a bike helmet during playtime - not that I learned this the hard way or anything...