Just got my hands on the Moto G84 5G, and wow—this thing punches way above its price tag. That Marshmallow Blue? Chef’s kiss. 🤌

The 50MP camera with OIS is no joke. Took nighttime shots of my chaotic cat, and they came out crispier than my last takeout order. The 6.5" POLED screen? Netflix binges now feel illegally immersive.

12GB RAM + Snapdragon 695 = zero lag (unless I’m doomscrolling *too* hard). Battery lasts two days if I resist TikTok marathons. Also, SHAKING IT TO TURN ON THE FLASHLIGHT? Why don’t all phones do this?!

Cons: Buttons are *stupid* sensitive—accidentally summoned the camera mid-pocket more times than I’d admit. And yeah, the charger plug is EU-style (RIP my US outlets), but Amazon fixed that fast.

Verdict: For £200? This phone’s a sneaky superhero. Leather-ish back even fools people into thinking I spent $$$.