First off, the 45Kpa suction is NO JOKE. I watched it inhale a Cheerio like it was nothing during my morning cleanup. The auto-mode is genius - it actually ramps up when my cat's fur tumbleweeds appear, then dials back for regular dust.

That touchscreen? Felt like Tony Stark using it. Switched from hard floors to area rugs mid-cleaning with two taps while holding my coffee. The LED headlight exposed so much hidden dust under my bed I almost apologized to my house.

As a pet owner, the anti-tangle brush is everything. No more scissors battles with wrapped hair - just a satisfying *thunk* when emptying the bin. Pro tip: The wall mount doubles as charging station and makes me look organized (key for someone who uses 'floordrobe' system).

Battery lasted through my entire 1,200sqft apartment on medium mode, though I did panic when the 'low battery' alert came on... until realizing I'd been cleaning for 55 minutes straight. Who even am I?