Okay, first impression? This box looks fancy enough to gift my aunt (but I won't, because I'm keeping it all for myself).

The rusks are like if cake and biscotti had a crispy lovechild. They've got that perfect golden-brown edge flavor - you know, the best part of any cake? Now imagine that in every bite.

Dunk test results: 8/10. They soften faster than Italian biscotti in tea, but hold their structure just long enough. Pro tip: Dip for exactly 2.7 seconds for optimal texture.

Warning: These disappear faster than my motivation to exercise. Had to hide the box after day one because my family turned into rusk monsters.

Price is steeper than my grandma's hill, but that presentation box almost justifies it. Almost.