Okay, so I finally caved and bought the Rossetta Star Projector after seeing it everywhere. And wow, it’s like having a tiny universe on my ceiling!

The colors are insane—14 of them! The aurora effect is hypnotic, and the stars actually look real (though some reviews say they’re green? Mine seem white-ish?). Either way, my room feels like a planetarium now.

White noise mode is a game-changer. I use the ocean sounds to sleep, and it legit knocks me out. The Bluetooth speaker isn’t concert-level, but it’s fun for lazy ambient playlists. Pro tip: clap to make the lights dance—it’s weirdly satisfying.

Downsides? The remote could be simpler (why does cycling colors require unplugging?!), and yeah, it looks like a dinosaur egg. Not my aesthetic, but I’ll forgive it because SPACE.

Verdict: 9/10. Wait for a sale though—this egg ain’t cheap!