Okay, so this shirt wasn't even on my radar until I needed something for a Mexico trip. The Maya ruins don't play around with that sun! The vented back is GENIUS - felt like I had AC stitched into the fabric.

Sizing drama alert: I'm usually solid Medium, but this thing fits like a potato sack in that size. Swapped for Small and boom - perfect drape with room to breathe (and hide questionable street tacos). Pro tip: check the country of manufacture - Indian versions run HUGE compared to Vietnamese ones.

Pocket paradise! I don't fish but now carry: phone, sunglasses, 3 pens, a notebook, and still have space for emergency guacamole. The rod holder makes an excellent selfie stick holster (don't @ me).

Surprise MVP feature? That left-front logo strap holds my shades better than any $50 designer case. Though fair warning - velcro closures sound like ripping duct tape in quiet museums.