Let's talk about the Divine Derriere cream - a product that promises to lift, firm, and volumize saggy skin. After three months of religious use (morning and night!), here's my unfiltered take.

The packaging is a winner - that airless pump system feels luxurious and hygienic. No more dipping fingers into jars! The salted caramel-pistachio scent is divine (pun intended) without being overpowering.

Now the important part: results. I noticed subtle firmness around week 3, but the real magic happened after 6 weeks. My post-breastfeeding breasts regained some much-needed perkiness. They're not miraculously back to my 20s, but definitely firmer and more lifted.

Pro tip: Apply after warm showers when your skin is most receptive. The heat helps absorption and you'll use less product - crucial since the jar runs out faster than expected.

The downside? At this price point ($30-40 per jar), you'll go through multiple containers before seeing dramatic results. And fair warning - it didn't work for everyone in the reviews.

Final verdict: If you're patient and consistent, this can be a great non-surgical option for mild lifting and firming. Just don't expect overnight miracles or DD cups from a cream!