First impression? These metal signs made me cackle like a witch. The 'NO TRESPASSING...BODIES' one got an actual scream from my UPS guy - mission accomplished! The blood-rust finish looks disturbingly real up close.

I hung them on my creaky garden gate using picture hooks (took 2 minutes). They survived a surprise rainstorm without fading, though the metal is thinner than expected - mine got a permanent bend during unboxing (user error, oops).

Pro tip: They're hilarious year-round! I moved mine to the garage workshop where they've become conversation starters. The size (about laptop dimensions) works for doors but disappears on larger walls - wish they came in XXL for my porch.

After three Halloweens, the jokes still land and the paint hasn't chipped. Just don't expect heavyweight metal - these are lightweight spooks meant to entertain, not endure zombie attacks.