Okay, let me just start by saying... this lotion smells like someone turned a strawberry milkshake into a cloud and wrapped it around my body. The scent is DIVINE – sweet but not overpowering, and it lingers all day like a delicious secret.

The texture is pure magic. It's thick enough to feel luxurious but absorbs like a dream – no sticky residue, just silky smooth skin. My Sahara-dry elbows haven't felt this soft in years!

I was worried about the 'milk' part being heavy, but surprise! It's actually super lightweight. Perfect for layering under clothes without that gross greasy feeling.

Bonus points for the cute packaging (major aesthetic) and the huge size – this bottle is going to last me forever. Only downside? Now all my coworkers keep asking why I smell like dessert!