Okay, let’s be real—when I first unboxed these, I thought Amazon sent me a cardboard mockup. The case looked like a glorified business card holder, and the glasses seemed flimsier than a grocery store receipt. BUT. After wearing them for two weeks straight during my 10-hour daily screen marathons? Mind. Blown.

The blue light blocking is no joke. My eyes usually feel like sandpaper by 3PM, but now I forget I’m even wearing glasses (until I faceplant into my phone at midnight—oops). The lenses have this subtle blue tint that weirdly makes my Netflix binges feel… calmer? Like my eyeballs are wrapped in a cozy blanket.

Durability shocked me most. I’ve sat on them, dropped them in my dog’s water bowl, and even accidentally launched them across the room trying to ‘catch’ a mosquito (RIP my dignity). Zero cracks. The metal arms bend like gymnasts but snap right back. Only gripe? That flimsy pouch—I keep mine in an old Altoids tin for survival.

PSA for fellow blind bats: The bridge pinches if you have a wider nose. I bent mine outward gently with pliers (channeling my inner optician) and now they’re perfect. Worth every penny for the eye strain relief alone—just don’t expect Oakley-level packaging.