Let me tell you, as someone who could sleep through a tornado, this alarm clock is a game-changer. The 'Nagging Mom' setting at 115db? It’s like someone dumped ice water on my soul—I’ve never bolted upright so fast in my life.

The red LED display is aggressively bright (in a good way), and the dimmer control means I’m not blasted by light all night. Pro tip: The 'Jackhammer' sound will make your neighbors think you’re renovating at 6 AM. It’s that convincing.

Battery backup is clutch for power outages, though fresh AAA batteries are a must—learned that the hard way when mine reset during a storm. But when it works? Even my dog hides under the bed when this thing goes off. 10/10 would panic-wake again.