Okay, so this lil’ wall-plug heater? GAME CHANGER. I’ve literally bought three—one for my freezing home office, one as a gift (stolen by my roommate, oops), and another because… well, purple glow.

First off, it’s ADORABLE. Like, ‘I-want-to-pet-it’ cute. The color-changing LEDs? Obsessed. Though, Ontel, if you’re listening: PINK NEXT TIME. The purple’s cute but… priorities.

Performance? Shockingly good for something smaller than my toaster. My 10x10 office goes from ‘arctic tundra’ to ‘cozy café’ in 10 mins flat. But heads up—it’s a small-space champ. Tried it in my living room and… nope. Stick to desks/bathrooms.

Safety stuff: The front grill gets HOTTER THAN MY EX’S TEMPER. Keep kids/pets/curtains FAR away. But the housing stays cool, and the auto shut-off is clutch when I forget it on (which is always).

Weird bonus? The white noise is weirdly soothing. It’s like a fan mixed with ASMR. I sleep with it on low sometimes (don’t @ me).

Cons? The rubber feet fall off if you breathe on them wrong. And no remote—would kill to adjust temps from bed. But for $25? 10/10 would buy again (and again… and again).