First off, let’s talk about that DNA AMP v2 foam—holy energy return! These shoes legit make me feel like I’ve got mini trampolines strapped to my feet. The 10% lighter update? Noticeable. My power walks now have suspiciously unnecessary pep.

The Stealthfit upper is basically a sock with commitment issues. Snug? Absolutely. But getting them on feels like wrestling an octopus into a grocery bag. Pro tip: Use a shoe horn or accept looking ridiculous for 2 minutes.

Breathability? Nah. After summer runs, my socks could wring out a small pond. But hey, the recycled materials (7 plastic bottles worth!) ease my eco-guilt while my feet marinate.

Size up! My usual 9.5 had my toes auditioning for a mummy role. The 10 fits perfect, though the transition to my lifting shoes afterwards makes me stumble like I’ve had margaritas for breakfast.

Final verdict: Not for speed demons, but if you want a durable, bouncy daily trainer that turns sidewalks into moonwalks (with occasional swamp foot), these are weirdly worth the hype.