Let’s talk about the Brooklinen Luxury Sateen Sheets—a set that promises hotel-level luxury with its 480-thread-count, OEKO-TEX-certified cotton. After testing these for weeks, here’s the real tea.

The Good: These sheets are undeniably soft, with a subtle sheen that makes your bed look Instagram-ready. The sateen weave feels buttery against the skin, and the fitted sheet stayed snug on my queen mattress (no midnight tug-of-war!). Washing was a breeze—cold water and low heat kept them pill-free and just as smooth.

The Not-So-Good: At $149+, they’re an investment. While some reviewers rave about durability, others (like the user who saw their pillow pattern through the fabric) question their longevity. I noticed minor pilling after a few months, and the elastic corners could be sturdier.

Hot Take: If you’re sensitive to texture (shoutout to the autistic reviewer who adored these!), they’re worth the splurge. But if you’re budget-conscious, Amazon’s Mellanni sheets ($30!) offer similar softness for less. Also—double-check your size before ordering. The ‘Queen vs. King’ mix-up drama is real.

Verdict: A solid 8/10. Perfect for luxury seekers, but don’t expect them to outlive your mattress.