Just slapped these bad boys on my e-bike and HOLY MOLY – they’re like disco balls for safety! Even my neighbor’s cat froze mid-strut when my wheels caught the streetlight.

Installation? Easier than assembling IKEA furniture (and no leftover screws). My beefy spokes didn’t stand a chance – these clips hugged them like koalas. Three rides later, zero casualties despite pothole apocalypse.

Pro tip: Stagger the angles for maximum light chaos. Cars now spot me from blocks away – their high beams practically salute as I roll by. Worth every penny for midnight snack runs!