Okay, I NEVER thought I’d write a blanket review with this much enthusiasm, but here we are. The CASOFU Tortilla Throw Blanket is literally the most ridiculous yet genius thing I’ve owned. First off—yes, it looks EXACTLY like a giant flour tortilla (down to the slightly toasted edges), and yes, I’ve fully committed to rolling myself into a human burrito while binge-watching Netflix. Zero regrets.

The 285 GSM flannel is *chef’s kiss*—soft enough for my cat to claim it instantly, but thick enough to actually keep me warm during movie nights. I’m 5’7” and this 71-inch beast swallows me whole (in the best way). Pro tip: It’s also a stellar picnic blanket—watching people’s reactions when you unfold a tortilla in the park? Priceless.

Gift-bag bonus: Came with a cute yellow pouch, so I didn’t even need wrapping paper for my sister’s birthday. She screamed laughing, then stole it for her dorm. Machine-washed it twice now—no fading, no shrinkage, just fluffy perfection. 10/10 would become a snack again.