First impression? Absolute luxury in a bottle. The vetiver-chamomile-sandalwood blend hits you like a zen slap (in the best way). I dribble 3 drops on my wrists before bed and wake up feeling like I vacationed at a Bali resort.

Pro tip: This stuff is POTENT. My first time, I poured a whole capful into the bath like it was drugstore bubble bath. Big mistake. My bathroom smelled like a hippie commune for days (husband still side-eyes me). Now I use just 5 drops diluted in carrier oil - perfection.

Skin feels baby-soft post-shower, though fair warning: the 2024 reformulation with coconut oil does mute the sandalwood slightly. Still obsessively rub the leftover oil on my elbows - bye-bye winter scales!

Patchouli haters BEWARE - this has that earthy punch. But for us earthy scent lovers? *Chef's kiss* The scent lingers subtly on sheets for days. My pillowcase now smells like a high-end spa's waiting room.

At $50 for 55ml, it's pricey but lasts FOREVER. My bottle's going strong after 8 months of weekly use. Way cheaper than actual spa visits - and honestly just as relaxing with candlelight and Enya playing.