Okay, let’s talk about this Happy Hippo dispenser that’s been sitting on my kitchen counter for weeks. First off, the touchless feature? *Chef’s kiss*. After using this, touching pump dispensers feels like caveman technology. My hands stay cleaner, and the drip catcher actually works—no more soap puddles!

But here’s the drama: the ‘foaming’ claim is a straight-up lie. I poured in foaming soap, and it sprayed like a misty hand sanitizer. The manual mentions three nozzle tips (foam, sanitizer, liquid), but mine came with just one. Suspicious.

Battery life is decent, but why FOUR C batteries?! Who even stocks these? I had to buy a pack just for this thing. A rechargeable option or included adapter would’ve saved me a trip to the store.

Final verdict? It’s a solid 4/5. Great for liquid soap, sleek design, and truly touchless. Just don’t believe the foam hype, and maybe pray for a battery-free future.