First off, let me say these shapewear shorts are no joke. I slipped them on for a girls' night out under a bodycon dress, and wow - instant hourglass! The butt lift is subtle but effective; my jeans suddenly fit like they did in my 20s.

The double-layer tummy control is FIRM without feeling like a corset. I could actually breathe while it smoothed my post-baby pooch. That said, getting them on is a workout - the zipper requires some wiggle dance moves, but once secured with the side hooks, they stay PUT all night.

Major win: the thigh compression. I wore these to an outdoor wedding in 80°F weather, and while I did get warm, the moisture-wicking fabric prevented that awful sweaty-thigh chafing. The inner seams are truly invisible - no awkward lines under clingy fabrics.

Pro tip: Size up if between sizes. I'm usually medium but got large, and the compression still works magic. These aren't pajamas (I change before bed), but for 8+ hours of wear? Worth every penny for that snatched silhouette.