First impression? These sheets feel like a hug from a cloud. The sateen weave gives them this subtle sheen that makes my bed look straight out of a luxury hotel—except it's mine every single night.

The 600 thread count is no joke. They're substantial without being heavy, and that 'cool crispness' people mention? It's real. I'm a hot sleeper, but these keep me at the perfect temperature all night. Woke up without that sticky feeling for once!

Practical win: Those head/foot tags are GENIUS. No more playing 'which side is which' with my Cal King mattress. The deep pockets actually stay put—no more midnight sheet wrestling matches.

After three washes, they've gotten even softer (though fair warning—they do wrinkle like proper cotton should). I just toss them in the dryer with wool balls and they're presentable. For fancy occasions? A quick iron makes them look magazine-worthy.

Color note: The 'white' is a true bright white, not off-white. They'd make a dentist proud. Considering getting the teal set next—that reviewer wasn't kidding about the rich color.

Only gripe? I wish the pillowcases had envelope closures. But at this quality level? I'll forgive it. These have ruined me for other sheets—my old sets feel like burlap now.