Okay, so I just switched from Windows to this silver beauty and... WOW. It feels like I've been using stone tablets before this.

The 24-inch screen is ridiculously crisp - like 'accidentally zoom into your pores while video calling' crisp. That 4.5K Retina display isn't playing around.

Speed? It boots faster than I can say 'Where's my coffee?' Literally under 10 seconds from dead cold to ready-to-work.

Weirdest thing: It actually makes me want to keep my desk tidy? The design is so sleek I feel guilty cluttering around it. Apple's playing 4D chess with my productivity.

Downside: The 512GB storage disappears faster than cookies at a diet meeting. Already shopping for external drives.

Final verdict: If my old PC was a bicycle, this is a teleportation device. Still learning all the features but already can't imagine going back.