Okay, so I’ve been using the Tank 3 Pro for a month now, and let me just say—this thing is RIDICULOUS (in the best way).

First off, the battery? 23,800mAh is NOT a typo. I charged it once after unboxing and forgot what my charger looked like for 4 days. It’s like carrying a nuclear reactor in your pocket. And when you DO need to charge? 120W fast charging means you can go from ‘oh crap’ to ‘lol jk’ in under two hours.

The projector feature had me skeptical, but projecting Netflix onto my ceiling while camping (yes, I brought popcorn) was a game-changer. Resolution’s not 4K, but for impromptu movie nights? Chef’s kiss.

Now, the weight. 696g is… noticeable. My wrist got buff. Dropping this on your foot would count as a gym session. But the trade-off? Survived a 6ft drop onto concrete without a scratch. Also doubles as a self-defense weapon.

Camera surprised me—200MP sounds like overkill until you zoom into a photo and see individual eyelashes. Night mode turns midnight into midday. Though fair warning: the front camera is brutally honest. RIP my self-esteem.

Only real con? The speaker, while loud enough to scare off bears, distorts at max volume. And the SIM tray tool? Lost it immediately. Now I use a paperclip like a peasant.

Verdict: If you need a phone that could survive the apocalypse AND entertain you during it, this is it. Just don’t expect to forget it’s in your pocket.