Okay, confession time: I never thought I'd write a love letter to a pen, but here we are. The Uni-Ball Jetstream RT is THAT good.

First off - the ink is smoother than my morning latte. I'm a lefty, so smudging is usually my personal nightmare, but this pen? Dries faster than my patience in traffic. No more inky pinky!

The grip is comfy enough that I could probably write my memoirs in one sitting (if I had anything interesting to say). And that satisfying click? More addictive than my morning Instagram scroll.

Fun story: My husband and I now have a full-blown Jetstream custody battle. He actually yelled 'Not my Jetstream!' when I reached for his blue one. We're grown adults. This pen turns us into stationery goblins.

Pro tip: Buy multiple packs. Not just because they're amazing, but because you'll need backups when your coworkers 'borrow' them permanently. Trust me, you'll want to hoard these like toilet paper in 2020.